Planning to Retire Soon!
If you are planning to retire in the Philippines soon, I suggest you visit several excellent websites on pro's and cons of retiring in the Philippines. However if you want to retire in the provinces, where life is simple, standard of living cheaper, less traffic congestion and pollution, availability of fresh seafood and vegetables compared to the big cities, my island province is the place for you! If this is your first time in my site, welcome. Please do not forget to read the latest national and international news in the right side bar of this blog. Some of the photos and videos on this site, I do not own. However, I have no intention on the infringement of your copyrights. The photo above is the front yard of Chateau Du Mer-Our Retirement Home in Boac, Marinduque, Philippines
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Asian Parents One Liners Jokes
I am an Asian Parent. Some of the following jokes I can identify with. Even if you are not an Asian Parent, take time to read this and smile. I hope this is a good read especially if you have a bad day.
1 Why you get C? Your not C-sian or B-sian you are A-sian.
2. No more Honey! Honey comes from B's.
3. You Sick? Become doctor heal yourself.
4. Facebook? Why don't you Face Book and study.
5. No son you can't learn Spanish, All they say is "C"
6. You cure Cancer? What about AIDS?
7. You have Sex? Why not use A-hole.
8. You get 94 percent on test Good Job. If you were trying to disappoint me.
9. Occupy Wall Street? Why not Occupy Library?
10. Your sister get B on math test. Congratulations you are my only child.
11. It's Saturday Night why aren't you studying?
12. You get C-Section why not A-bortion.
13. If you want a girlfriend make sure her parents are lawyers or doctors.
14. Son: "To Be or not To Be" Father: You get two B's and you out of house!